DJs are C***s. Who the fuck is Deadmau5?

Honestly. Did I miss something? When did this guy have an opinion that matters.

Here’s a quote from a recent interview with him.

“It puts me to fucking sleep to be quite honest, I don’t really see the technical merit in playing two songs at the same speed together and it bores me to fucking tears and hopefully with all due respect to the dj type that will fucking go the way of the dinosaur id like them to dis-a-fucking-pear. Joel continued, its so middle man,they’re like fucking lawyers. You need them, but they’re fucking ****s. God bless them they’re my number one customer right so I’m not gonna go diss every fucking DJ. But to say you become this massive up on a podium performer by playing other peoples productions at the same speed as someone else’s productions and fading between the two of them, I don’t get it.”

Seriously?

You seriously thought this was a good idea?

Here’s an idea. Don’t insult your entire fanbase.

Your music became popular not because of some podium dj banging out your productions. They became popular because of the DJ who plays at the local dance club and barely makes any money dropping their hard earned cash at a record store or Beatport or whatever and taking it back to the dancefloor just because they love the music and want to make people dance.

So why am I writing about this since I don’t really care? Well, it honestly bothers me. How a artist can have complete contempt for his audience.

To me it’s the sign of something I’ve feared would come. These young producers that are leading the way in terms of production that don’t have a bit of respect for the culture their a part of. It’s sad and it worries me that this is just the tip of what’s to come.

So if there are any djs out there right now, lets just stomp his shit out. Stop buying his records and lets spend our money on someone who does not look at us as fame grubbing middle men looking to leach off his tits.

Drinkin On A Ferry (Why Not Post Something?)

So I’m on my way to the last Made in Seattle, hope it’s good but it’s not the point, and I find myself sitting on the ferry with nothing to do but type (or work on music but quit judging me). So here is my drinking some Bud on the ferry post. And it’s lame. Ha! So with that said here’s some of the things I’ve been thinking since I pulled in.

1) My mom keeps giving me shit because I’m not registered to vote (turns out when your in the military and you spend over 3 months completely isolated from the world it don’t give you much time to register.) I kinda feel bad but I’m happy I live in Washington where Obama is going to stomp that ass even if I don’t vote. Still I’m ashamed that I have not registered. P Diddy gonna get me.

2) I found a awesome Juno 6 for sale and I want it. I want is so hard.

3) Guitar Hero is like pot for musicians. You know you should be doing something more constructive (like making your own music) but your perfectly complacent ripping fake ax to some vintage Fleetwood Mac

4) PBR is as cheap as your mother and even more delicious.

5) Seattle Weekly is boring.

6) You know what Dales. Fuck you. We all warned you not to fuck up and now your life is ruined and I can’t even fucking start to feel bad for you. You knew they were going to rip your life to bits and you gave them a reason to. You are a dumb shit. You are stupid and I can’t believe I wasted so much fucking time trying to talk your spirits up just to watch you shit it out on the floor in under 12 hours I would have never fucking bothered. No one feels bad.

7) Ok, I stand corrected I do feel bad (venting complete) but there’s nothing we can do to help now. I wish you the best of luck.

Seattle looks really cool from the ferry. Like, if you’ve never seen it. It’s pretty fucking cool.

9) TV On The Radio’s new album could be way better but it isn’t.

10) Post patrol vent, Fuck the following things:

a. Fried Shrimp

b. Getting bad news.

c. Electricians

d. Republicans

e. Trucks

f. Varsity Blues

g. EABs

h. You know who you are……

i. Having to pee

j. Pmmp

k. Nothing

l. Your bullshit 1MCs

m. Training. It’s all a fuckin lie anyway you dumbshit. Stop wasting my time.

n. You, you look like a duck and your a liar.

o. Half of you.

There! Done. Seattle nears. I’ll see you at Made tonight for some Techno and your awesome.